An ode to Lagos traffic

Cars honking

Bumper to bumper long tins

Gala selling, pure water peddling

Boys chase after cars trying to sell their products

As I sit in mine, Emi big boy digital marketing! All na d same tin,

After listening to a full album by Sir Shina Peters, we move maybe 5 metres

Mind filters killing maybe a hundred ideas

Then Sensei dares to call and say he’s stuck in Lagos traffic too

So he has no time to figure out the algorithms through

Is this how to run a digital agency in Lagos?

Asks Janus of Chaos, pissed off

Higgs is in Port; he can’t relate or feel us

So he says we shouldn’t let the system get us

Sometimes the biggest challenge is the biggest instigator

Because that’s exactly why we developed Traffikator

 

Traffikator would have told you to take the 3rd Mainland Bridge or just stay at home